I bet you are wondering what homonecrobestialpyrosodomy is, aren't you? Well.. get used to disappointment. I'm not going to tell you. Now that we have the pleasantries out of the way, this is it. My website. You like already, don't you? No? Then all I say is for those of you without a brave heart, get up, go to your address bar and go to a different website. Go ahead, exercise your right to be a coward. Now, for those of you with a brave heart and for those of you who have stayed, look into my face and know, to look into my face is to look into the face.. of EVIL! Now that I have you in my grasp... well, I honestly don't know what to do with you. Why do I have to make all of your decisions for you? Why did I spend hours working on the navigation bar? This is why we don't have any nice things. There is a infinite amount of nonsense for you to explore here. So, go [ you scalawag ] and get to exploring! I have a lot to say about everything. And no matter what anyone tells you, I am not, repeat NOT, just saying the shit I do to get a rise out of people. I say what I feel, so I try and keep this page as real as a webpage can be. I let my feelings flow like beer from a bottle, which is usually only when I update this page too, when I've been drinking. So anyone that thinks I'm fake or just another "Generation X slacker" I have just two words for you.... I'd also like to say, if there is anything on this page you have questions about, or just wanna drop me a line, please feel free to do so. I do respond to all e-mails sent to me, unlike others who say "E-mail me and I'll be your best friend" and never get back to you, or if they do it's only to send you spam bullshit. No, no, no there Sparky, I'm a real human being, not some piece of shit robot who you're only an address to add to a list. The only reason you should not e-mail me is if it says anywhere in the e-mail "Who the fuck do you think you are" or something along those lines, 'cause you can just fuck off right now. I will not waste my time to e-mail you a response, unless I think you are the kind of person I would fuck with, and give me a REAL reason to e-mail you back. If you sign my guestbook and have a site, I will check it out, and most likely sign your guestbook too if you have one, or just e-mail you to say thanx for checking you my site. Well I guess that's enough, I've said my piece for now, so look forward for more. And just in case you don't sign my guestbook or e-mail me, I want to say right now, Thanx, and I do mean that. OK, keep goin...

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